You infer from recent observations that your neighbour seems able to ignore the implications of lying on record, misuse of secret documents, misogyny, fallacious accountancy, crassness on hallowed ground, encouraging a riot, supporting impromptu capital punishment, insulting war veterans, attempting to corrupt the electoral process, anti-feminism and breaking the law of copyright.
Do you continue to speak to said neighbour?
This list of people I knew, all now dead, may seem smallish but it is limited to those of my generation (ie, a group of individuals born and living at the same time). Thus it does not include parents, aunts and uncles and so on. One salutary fact: almost all were younger than me
RR FAMILY Brother
Nick and his wife Anne. Brother Sir Hugh’s wife Anne. Cousin Janet and her
husband Johan. Cousin Everard.
VR FAMILY Sister
Diane and husband Mike. Brother Ron
CLOSE FRIENDS Richard
Ruffe (dating back to 1959). Joe Hyam and first wife Sally, second wife Deirdre,
partner (?) Heidi, brother Ken. Pat Coyne (journalism), Ron Faux (journalism),
Mike Raftus (US journalism), Pat Dukes (French teacher)
HEREFORD NEIGHBOURS
John and Beryl Brown, Dennis and Ivy ?,
George ?, Mabel Edwards, Dave Roberts (electrician).
Might this morbid list suggest that at 89 I am some kind of
survivor? If so, why so? One hint cropped up in a Michael Mosley TV programme
last night. Mosley deserves more (see below) but, in brief, he suggested those
who prepare for retirement may well live longer. More specifically, those who –
post work - plan for change.
At first it didn’t click. I made no such plan. Like many
other couples we intended to move home, travel extensively, attend more concerts,
eat out. But Mosley was referring to internal changes: attitude, thought
processes, disciplines. It took me a while.
Throughout retirement I have written: freelance articles, blogs,
a parish magazine, novels, short stories, verse, long typed-out letters. But
none of this represented change; merely an extension of my working life on newspapers
and magazines which began on August 19 1951.
A couple of weeks ago, as we lay together in bed, VR asked: “What
are you reading?” Somewhat ashamed I admitted it was one of my unpublished
novels, stored on a Kindle. Yet the house was full of books by other authors.
Self-indulgence, then?
I pondered for several days. The question: Why was I reading
Blest Redeemer? became: How was I
reading it? The answer: To assess its style. Another question : Why was this
important?
And then I realised. Retirement had meant an end to
deadlines and scribbling out 750-word articles on the 105-minute train journey
from Birmingham to London. I would have unlimited time, not to waste any of it
but to use it judiciously. To write better today than I did yesterday. I could
afford to do this and therefore I had to do it.
Is my stuff better? Yes, but that’s only my judgment. Never
mind, it’s something I can – and must - concentrate on, causing statistics
about bowel cancer to fade into the background.
Then, just eight years ago an unexpected bolt of lightning splintered
my consciousness and shouted “Learn to sing”. The change was complete. I’m not
the person I was and older than I expected.
The previous post got rather wordy. To ensure there is no misunderstanding this is Tone Deaf's final utterance.
In an emergency email robinson.roderick@gmail.com.
Colette (see previous post): I was never short of things to write; but for me a blog without dialogue was incomplete. But you’re right in general, I’m dithering. Here’s why
On April 13, 2017 I wrote a speculative, “literary” post about thoughts passing through the minds of a man and woman who’ve recently met and may have, experienced mutual attraction. Thoughts not so much about each other but about the nature of what is happening. Time passes. Thoughts are modified; new perspectives occur. Nothing is resolved.
There are eight comments (some by me): the lengths are 24 words, 212, 38, 171, 150, 464, 66 and 44. Everyone sticks to the theoretical and abstract nature of the scenario. There are some differences of opinion. My original ideas are greatly enhanced by the views of others. Clearly Tone Deaf readers then had the ability, the inclination and the interest to expend this kind of effort.
If I thought that this might happen again putting down Tone Deaf would be off the agenda. As it is I’m pessimistic.
But here’s some ragtag verse
A figure of speech
Plus the awful sight of Old Joe stumbling through the presidential debate. Am I the person I once was?
Plus this talk about mystery. Old age maundering?
But here's what I see as the core of the matter. It starts out as deceptively simple. Just two words: Why blog?
If you feel you could answer that straight off, then you and I have a problem. If you'd like an hour to ponder, that's a step in the right direction. Take a day, even a week; I have.
But hey, this is not some variant of the English class system based on intellect. As you all know I left school at 15, never having learned how to learn. Being forced, over eight months of National Service, to absorb a very hard subject - electronics, with a dash of physics and maths - took me by the scruff of the neck. Even so I have no "method" of thinking.
Though my attitude towards singing lessons may undermine this vague conclusion. There are no easy theories
For some people blogging couldn't be simpler. They do things and then record what they've done. This strikes a chord and leaves them and their readers without awkward questions. I've done it myself.
But not always. I'm still not clear but my aim may have been to launch dialogues - exchanges which build on what has been said before. Given I am who I am, doing this while simultaneously acting as cleverclogs. My facetiousness is never far away. Laughter, I've found, can bring comfort.
Dialogues, if they are to last, require subjects that have potential. And that can mean abstractions: one such is blogging about thinking. Thinking new thoughts, that is, not recycling clichés.
Perhaps. But if this is the essence of what I've done then it's not working. And, after all, Labradors are subjected to the jab because they've become fat, lazy and have reached a certain age.
Tone Deaf's audience has shrunk almost to nothing. My fault, of course. There are four options.
Number One is simple but eliminates publicity for my books. Also, I’m an octogenarian writer. I haven’t enough time left for another novel; even short stories are a gamble. Tone Deaf’s 300-word limit suits my tired body and my much restricted waking life. Also, dialogue – real inventive dialogue, however small – is something I feed on.
Number Two: looking like a stoic who relishes failure.
Number Three might be fun but could be close to Trumpism.
I’ve tried Number Four. The process is exhausting and tends to be disappointing. Most people – other than me - are more than what they write. Mutual disapproval usually sets in after a couple of months.
It wasn’t always like that. Five or six years ago Tone Deaf (and before it, Works Well) attracted people with both time and stamina to engage in lengthy and inventive discussion. I learnt a lot and went on to verse and singing lessons.
Told VR about these options. She said, “Well I read it.” Hmmm.
One more post to go: explaining why the well has dried up, being brutally honest.
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| VR, St Albans, late 50s, before RR |
It’s the late fifties. She’s a qualified state registered nurse yet is running a whole ward at Charing Cross Hospital (dead centre of London) in the absence of the more senior ward sister. Two days’ leave beckon and VR will spend them with her parents in Folkestone, sixty miles away. Utterly knackered, still wearing her uniform, she crosses the road and joins the ticket queue at Charing Cross station.
An unknown man behind her calls over her shoulder to the ticket clerk: “Make sure you give this nurse the right ticket and call her a porter.” (Yes, porters were available then.)
A porter arrives, takes her bag, escorts her to a less packed carriage. He calls out to the other passengers. “Anyone here going to Dover?” Dover is the stop beyond Folkestone. Hands are raised. Porter says, “This nurse will probably sleep. Make sure she’s woken to get off at Folkestone.”
VR is woken as ordered. On the platform she is greeted by another porter, ordered by the porter at Charing Cross. He guides her to a waiting taxi. She provides her parents’ address and is driven there.
“No charge,” says the driver.