"It's the element," said P. Davies, when the washing machine refused to wash. P. Davies is a nomadic domestic appliance specialist; in another age he would have been an equally successful tinker. Punctilious to a fault, he left the failed element standing up in the utility room sink.
That was several weeks ago and the element is still there. I should have thrown it away; instead I asked VR why she hadn't done so. She mumbled, deliberately being obscure.
Why the reluctance? Has it become a votive offering? (Wiki: An object displayed, without the intention of recovery or use, for broadly religious purposes.) Perhaps. Or do both of us regard it as a lucky charm? - recalling P. Davies's certain diagnosis, and the surgical precision with which he removed the defective unit. Could be. We're both atheists but we're also superstitious about certain matters. Is there an offhand beauty to the element's curves?
Throwing things away is a minefield of human misbehaviour. Given VR gets through about 220 books a year, it's amazing she discards books without sentiment. Perhaps it's just as well. My problem is IT cables. Every computeresque device I acquire comes with a surplus; they're packed together in a cardboard box which resembles a snake's graveyard. They might come in.
But the element... Hey, just a minute; might the word itself be significant? Elements are the universe's building blocks, not to be sniffed at. Or trifled with. I've just Googled a wonderfully coloured, interactive version of the Periodic Table and I'd hate to offend Dimitri Mendeleev, its original begetter, by treating any element as junk.
Perhaps we'll frame it. But all in good time.
There is a formula of life:
ReplyDeleteThe longer you keep something that might "come in" the shorter the time will be when you find you needed it after you have thrown it away.
Recycling is getting so complicated these days it may be that V was not sure how to categorise it, and would not be prepared to suffer the guilt for getting it wrong?
Add "ELEMENT" title, add modest pedestal, and submit to Tate Modern or the nearest self-anointed "avant garde" gallery. Don't point out that the avant garde has been dead since Warhol.
ReplyDeleteSir Hugh: But it wasn't just VR who was having difficulty throwing the useless element away, I too shared her reluctance. Marly's suggestion (see below) can hardly be bettered.
ReplyDeleteMarly: I think you deserve some kind of prize for that. We do have a surplus copy of Where The Wild Things are which we would never have normally thrown away. OK?
Hahaha! Your liking of it is prize enough (not that Sendak isn't always wondrous...)
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