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Saturday 15 August 2020

Dressed to climb, then and now

Sports enthusiasm may skip a generation. I rock-climbed and ski-ed, daughter Occasional Speeder watched soccer, granddaughter Ysabelle climbs and skis, much better than I did.

As to climbing I was limited to gritstone outcrops in West Yorkshire. Bella ascends specialised indoor walls and includes a bit of “bouldering” (ie, shorter, lower but often fiercer rock routes).

I climbed in the fifties, Bella does it now. The most spectacular difference between us is sartorial. Bella ties her hair into a topknot, wears things like ballet pumps on her feet, slides into a blouse that could be Lycra but isn’t, and clads her bum in what looks like rugby shorts.

I seem to have escaped from the Monty Python “Oop north” sketch. My hair is longish but only because I’ve neglected it. The fabric of my knitted pullover has coagulated into a grim mat; when I reach for a hold a gap near my belly reveals unwashed shirt. My trousers may be corduroy but who cares.

My boots are huge; “big as coal scuttles” as the local argot has it. Given that modern-day climbers can support themselves on a foothold the size and shape of a tilted teaspoon I’d be ruled out as too cumbersome. As well as age, of course. For me a foothold would be a rock ledge which could accommodate a sofa.

Bella moves upwards sinuously and continuously. I used to pause after each move. The grading system - Moderate, Difficult, Very Difficult, Severe, Very Severe, Extremely Severe - terrified me and VD (the grade not the disease) was my highest aspiration.

Why did I climb given my incompetence? From reading Victorian tomes about the Alps, often written by vicars. The shabbiness of the gear also appealed.

7 comments:

  1. Have you seen the terrifying films of free-climbers? People hanging from great overhangs by the tips of their fingers, with no ropes? My idea of a very bad dream.

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  2. I concur with Tom. Any rock climbing, anywhere would be the stuff of nightmares to me. I even need to crawl to a cliff edge to look down (even a parapet needs to be waist high for me to feel secure

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    1. I have never been scared of heights (have spent a lot of time on the top of church towers, etc.), just falling from them.

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  3. Tom: I enjoyed Free Solo and Dawn Wall from a technical point of view, given both represented rock-climbing at the extremes of possibility. But I did occasionally ask myself whether what I was watching was the equivalent of reading a porn magazine - was I indulging in some grisly form of inner excitement.

    Free Solo was shown during our local movie festival and the auditorium was full. Rock climbing is a minority sport and it was hard to believe that all the viewers were or had been climbers. Again, the pornographic aspects arise.

    Avus: Given all that you mention, imagine nevertheless undergoing a strong temptation to enter into its horrors. As I was. I wasn't a very good climber but climbing - at a modest level - touched on some sort of urge within me. And before you rule me out on the grounds of insanity reflect on bike racing and, notably, the TdF. I wonder if there might be a sort of pornographic attraction in watching racers descend from the Col du Tourmalet with only 3 or 4 square centimetres of contact rubber between them and fatal disaster.

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  4. While a student in Leeds I was a member of the climbing club and the clothes that I wore were as you describe. We wore our hiking boots to climb in and much of our day, usually a Sunday, was in fact spent hiking to and then from the climbing spots. Only one of the boys, Pete, who could climb up anything, had a pair of 'new' lightweight climbing shoes. I was a novice, always well roped. I remember one time we were so tired with the fresh air and exercise that we all fell asleep on the train that was bringing us back to Leeds.

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  5. Share My Garden: I suspect one of the spots you visited was Almscliffe Crag, near the villages of North Rigton and Huby. We might well have met had there not been a generation-and-half's gap between our ages. Another possibility would be Cow and Calf Rocks at Ilkley. There's a steep but comparatively easy climb in the Quarry there called Fairy Steps. You would only have known in its later manifestation; I was responsible for radically altering its contours when I caused a large flake of rock (that had supported many climbers for decades) to break away from the cliff face and I - unroped - went tumbling into a small gully to the right. An event much blogged about subsequently.

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